Original Post Date: September 8, 2017
If you’re a fan of Real Housewives of you know these women are famous for their taglines. Since the show started back in 2008, we seen some good ones and some not so good taglines. I decided to pick my favorite taglines. I based my choices on the HW’s personality if the tagline really fits and here’s what I came up with:
Real Housewives of Auckland
Season 1
Tagline: “I made my money the old way, I inherited it”.
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Real Housewives of Dallas
Season 3
Tagline: “When life gets messy, just build a bigger closet.”
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Real Housewives of Miami
Season 2
Tagline: “If you don’t like my smile then don’t look my way.”
Season 2
Tagline: “If you don’t like my smile then don’t look my way.”
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Real Housewives of Melbourne
Season 2
Tagline: “Gamble on me and you’re sure to win.”
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Real Housewives of New York
Season 3
Tagline: “I plead guilty to being fabulous.”
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Real Housewives of Orange County
Season 1
Tagline: “I don’t want to get old.”
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Real Housewives of New York
Season 4
Tagline: “If people can’t handle the truth it’s really not my problem.”
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Real Housewives of New York
Season 6
Tagline: ” I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I’m pretty.”
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Real Housewives of Atlanta
Season 3
Tagline: “When I walk into a room I own it.”
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Season 5
Tagline: ” Throw me to the wolves and I shall return leading the pack.”
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I don’t watch any of them! But my tagline would be, “if you don’t want to hear the answer, don’t ask the question.”